LOVE?

me: where's thy love?
Garin Allison: around
me: pics or it ain't true
Garin Allison: i'm afraid i don't have any pics of my penis
me: LOL

Hawthorne

Omi: We're outside ur house, y r u not home? Ashley is gonna pee on ur door cos Joseph said so!
Bryan: WTF?!?!
Bryan: Just bc u had the Bryan's Bowl doesn't give u the right to pee/poo on my door! PLUS u don't know where I live! :-P
Omi: We WERE outside ur door.