50 cent(s)

CSplayer1: 50 cent is grabage.
CSplayer1: *garbage
Me: Who's 50cent?
CSplayer1: He's the guy with 2 quarters.
Me: I have 50 cents.
Iron Woman: I have 50 cents
CSPlayer2: No, he has 50 pennies.
Me: Oh, I don't have 50 pennies :((
CSPlayer3: You can call me dolla bill

My cat got owned

LOL So usually when my parents are gone I will take my showers with the bathroom door opened. So of course, the cat is all curious. So he like walks along the bathtub while I'm showering, and pawing at the curtain. But then he fell into the tube where the shower head was. All then all I heard was some very sad meow meow's rofl XD . . . well, then he just quickly walked back to the end of the bathtub and jumped out. :)