W0000HOOOOO

I FRENCH KISSED THE BARTENDER GUY LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

And his name was Dino, got his phone number t00 , w00t w0000000t XD

Quotes of the Day

Dan: i am a dick, but i am not that big of a dick.
Omi: XD there's something wrong with that statement pal, lol it sounds like you're telling me you got a small penis
Dan: LOL, it's not like i said I HAVE, i just said i am

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Person A on facebook: 當有功課唔識做...可以點算?
Person B on facebook: ng做, 豪比佢

Drunk again

Man i'm so drunk right now cos I just came home from clubbing. This time we went to LKF and I swaer I butt/crotch rubbed a shit load of guys, including locals, and they seemed really happy, maybe cos nobody would ever butt rub them.... well also only local ppl show up at LKF and it's solely white only at Wan Chai. Lily' guys are still there but I got work tomorrow so I'm home now..... I fucking rub butt/crotch with all of Lily's friends and then some random dude at and like two local males I dun even know. all I remember is their group friens was all cheering me up while i rub him lolololz

There was a pole in the middle of the floor and I butt crack rubbed it lol and they all cheered loaahahahaha, maybe I should learn how to pole dance and nex ttime I go back and show them my skillz

Also earlier when I was still sober I got hit on by this so-claimed to be local guy called Raymond. I swear he wasn't local even though he had an acent b/c his english was so good lol
but I must say I get hit on a lot of times at the bar lo l o lo lolol
I lied to him and told him I was hafl japanese and half chinese lolol
n0000000000000000000000000b, okay I'm going to bed

OMG

BYAAAAH!!!!

Failed to crack with Baw's but at least Win still booted up normally unlike before! Crossed my fingers and used the one my manager gave instead. AND NOW IT WORKS!!!!!!

baw is the man!!!!!!!!!!

BAWITDABA!!!!!!

<3<3<3
THANKS FOR FIX0R MY COMPUT0R~!

For realz man, I'm starting to think Hong Kong people are ALL FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

None other than a bunch of ass wipes!!!

Especially MY MANAGER!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!1@#!@%@

Not that I hate him, he's actually a nice guy, but I'm sorry, your computer skillz may appear 1337 BUT IT ALL ARE A BUNCH OF BULL CRAP!

For all you confused ppl out there, so my manager gave me these two crack programs to crack my Win 7, both have failed on me, and also I failed myself for making all my partitions . . . well, pretty much to say... MY ENTIRE HARDDRIVE into dynamic. Then my manager attmpted to provide me this other partitioning tool, THAT HAVE FAILED ON ME AS WELL1!!!!!!!

AND BRUCE WOULDN'T GET ONLINE!!! AND DOC WAS NO HELP@!!!!!@!#!@#$

i was pretty much on my own doing trial and errors attempting to get Win 7 working and my new computer set-up. THANK YOU baw for getting up at 6am and helping me out and PROVIDING "USEFULL" shit to fix my computer before you have to go to work.

Tomorrow I'm about to squeeze the living juice out of my manager at work, ARGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Right now attempting to crack Win 7 with this crack that Baw gave me *crosses finger*

UBER FAIL!!!

OMFG i have failed to crack my RMT version of Win 7 like 3 times already, F- this and imma just gonna buy it or reserve it whatever.

Omi's Phone Conversation of the Day

Samuel: Hello U-FREIGHT.
Me: Samuel
Samuel: Hai..
Me: Omi
Samuel: Hai.
Me: 4 kilos heavier!!! >:O
Samuel: Follow yours, follow yours!!!
Me: K... bye~!

Word from Phil

BYAH!!!

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Omi: What class do you have?

Thuc: Advanced basket weaving.....

Facebook pictures

Taggin' people in Facebook pics is slower than Omi trying take a hard dump when she hasn't eating a lot of veggies.

Mexicans

Doc: Yeah you know how I have red hair on my chin, I'm Native American.
Me: I thought you were Mexican...
Doc: Yeah you know what Mexicans are you made out of... WHERE DO YOU THINK MEXCIANS CAME FROM?? (asking in a way like i was a retard)
Me: Uhh.... O_o Mexico????? !!! LOLOLWTFBBQ

LoLz

So some of the people at work that I contact eventually had to ask how old I was because of how rediculously young I sound and also how VERY little young people work in this industry; I guess because most Kongers at my age are usually still selling clothes at a retail store.

Anyways, 昌哥 eventually asked me today. . . in a funny way too lolz. He asked 你係唔係好細個架。(trsl: Are you really small?). What's funny is he actually got it right on his first guess, damn those Kongers not mistakening me as a 12 year old. DX
And just as I expected, he's in his 30s, I guess about to/or already hit mid-age crisis.
Which then reminded me of what B-rad said during freshmen year. We were on Hawthorn and some white dude was riding a motorcycle with flip-flops on, and B-rad said he's going through mid-age crisis... but you know what... I see men wearing wife beaters on motorcycles in HK.... I wonder what that's called. :]

(-_-;)

You know what amuses me? When the rest of the world types "hahaha", Mexicans do "jajaja". . . . . .

Anyways, I think i might have mistaken some Mexicans as Indians last night while I was drunk... like ga-lak-ga-lak Indians...... I swear one of them HAS to be a damn brownie.

i am fucking drunk right nnw and I think I just kisse a 30 something year old man just and hour ago. .... i know I had danced with some azn who's got a boner I thinlk and kinda danced with him for a while and then moved on. My head is spinning giht now , i took a cab home and the driver took wrong turns cos he said tunnel was clsoed, and he charged me less. but anyways, I just shower and I flirted with couple indian guys and some white guy ask if my friend would sleep wi. him for $10 HKD. OMg I can't see everythign is spi9inning, I just took ashower. I called Lily and she didn't anser so i left a msg so she knows i'm hiome safe.

Internet is up yo!

Yup, it's up and imma cleaning/organizing teh house~
Oh baby~!

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Omi is currently unhappy b/c the monitor she just bought had a dead pixle on it, now she has to make a long trip home after work tomorrow, pick-up the monitor, and go return it, and bring the new one home.

GAY!!!!!!

Oregonian Drivers

Man, I never had to ever honk at people driving and I honked at people two days in a roll while I was driving. WTF!

Seattle downtown

Best 3 pics at Kirkland, WA

These 3 pics were taken in consecutive order; and this was me trying hard to be azn. Oh Han Han~~ <3

And so I tried playing on Phil's surf board for the first time. lolz