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Platonic Sex

Man.. after watching this movie.. I thought ODAGIRI JOE would be good a sex, but the sex scene was shitty... (-_-;) "Young People Fucking" had much more interesting shit than it. I did enjoy Odagiri though :D :D :D
UM YEAH!

ROFL

Bruce: I didn't know you could put TITS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!! >.<

Quote of the Day

Bruce: I like fucking with you.

Thanks.... btw some wild nights of sex sounds guurreeaaaatt right now!!! *thumbs up* :D

LMFAO

Oh Omi says: when's the last time u got laid?
Jhum: about 2 weeks ago ... but no more
Oh Omi says: with who?
Jhum: cuz my gf broke up with me last night
gf
Oh Omi says: rofl!!!!!!!!!
OWNED!
XD XD XD hahaha
Jhum: hats not even funny
Oh Omi says: this convo is worth blogging it
rofl
Jhum: ok
Oh Omi says: ok, now tell me what happened?

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Btw, I can truely tell how swampy ass and sweaty balls can be achieved every single day in the summer in HK. And I must credit Byram on this one, ah the nice UPS tour~....

I pwned a randomly today

I ran across the street today with my wallet in my hand and it flew out and hit the lady across from me who was waiting to cross the street. It hit her in the crotch and it scared the shit out of her LOLz, I apologized and walked away immediately. Thank goodness it wasn't a man... (-_-;)

Um YEAH!

BABY GOOD, YEAH~!

HK Ppl Common Habits #2

HK ppl LUUUUUVVVVV to stare at others. And the way they stare. . . . the scan you, literally looking at you up and down, then they continue to stare at your face to check you out. Normally I stare them down with my lustful eyes like I wanna rape them, then they would look away immediately. OOh baby! <3

German Suplex

I just watched a movie called "Flash Point" 「導火線」by Donnie Yan. And for the first time I saw how a German Suplex is done in real life. All I remember is when he did it, the word "OMFG" came outta my mouth. . . . (-_-;)

Thuc & Me attempting to draw a butt plug

OMFG!!!

So while I was messing with Winamp today, I was playing with the cover art tab. So I randomly was adding pictures and stuff as album art, so I happened to randomly used Grant's leg as an album art b/c it was conveniently on my desktop (don't ask why). I almost lost the original/actual cover and all my songs were replaced by this leg, thank god I had a back-up coverart pic of the actual album.

Speaking of Grant, he's this random white dude whom I met through Nic, I think they play WoW together. n000000bs

GAY SHIT

FUCK i forgot to return my library book again. Library hours are also gay as hell. It's impossible to go in when I have work. This govn't service is DURRRIBOL! D:<

Making air freight bookings

Calling the dude who makes the bookings for us is sexy <3
He's such a big flirt... but kinda cute. I like
OH BABY~

FOOLS!!! LMAO

I enjoy the amount of people who get fooled/tricked/hax'd/gay'd by my false birthday on facebook.
Y'ALL N00BS!!!!! ROFL XD

Damn Mexicans

Damn Mexicans carrying shit all over the world, now one got into HK with his shit. D:<