I figured i should upload some pics of my desk at work, just in case you wonder how much of a busy ass i am. That's my foot btw just to prove that it IS my work space. I know I'm messy, JEALOUS?!?!!? >:O

:(

Omi is unhappy that there was no internet for 2 days straight.
But the good news is she will be able to move to the new house this weekend, bad news is... it's half a month late.

Twilight

Omi: Did you ever watched "Twilight"... the movie?
Doc: No i don't watch gay shows.
Omi: LMAO

LOL!!

So I looked back at a facebook quiz I created looonng time ago, because I had forgotten what questions I had created for the quiz. All I ever recall was that nearly EVERY single person scored 0% on it the first time, with the exception of couple persistant fellows that insisted on taking the quiz like 5 billion times until they got 100%.
When i finally looked at the quiz I made myself, I really rofl'd my ass. Here's how it goes:

1) Is Brad a n00b?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

2) Is Phil a n00b?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

3) Is Ashley a n00b?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

4) Can Omi pwn Phil?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

5) Is Andrew a n00b also?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

LOL, no wonder everybody scored low at first.

Shit that shouldn't be on the Tube

Check this out baby!! :D

O-M-G

I FOUND MY MAWB ORIGINAL COPY 1~!
OH BABY! Either it was the Jupiter people that are smart enough to pull out that copy for me or it was my transportation dudes that did it for me! XD XD XD
I thought it had boarded the plane with all the rest of the docs and cargo and went to Harbin.
I'm so happy i don't need to get penalty charged for loosing it! Oh and the U-FREIGHT people are happy too that I found it lolz

Sad thing... I already faxed U-FREIGHT an apologetic letter titled "LETTER FOR LOST MASTER AIRWAY BILL" with my BIG ASS name and signature on it. GAY'd

10 gay things about Chinese airlines

1. All cargo on board these n00b-lines require straps.
2. Cannot use Traxon MAWBs = gayness
3. Chinese people are gay
4. Custom clearance is gay
5. Actual copy of MAWB/HAWB must be present, cannot use just a photocopy/piece of paper version.
6. Gayass Chinese people speak ten million different dialects that nobody understands
7. Fuel (MYC) costs fluctuates as many times as I pee in a day.
8. Their ass is tight when it comes to Actual Weight & Gross Weight.
9. Some gay cities like Harbin cannot co-load.
10. They can wipe my ass for me.

Top 10 Guys I wanna get laid by...

1. Dante
2. Dante
3. Dante
4. Atobe Keigo
5. Jessica Simpson
6. Leon Kennedy
7. Zhao Yun
8. John Travolta
9. Jacky Chan
10. Eddie Gordo

LMAO

After watchi this video, I can't seem to understand why this comment got 2 thumbs down, I couldn't resist but give it a thumbs up:

"Lets RAGING STORM HIM ASS! LULZ"

Let's watch the video now... lolz



By the way... this dude is Iori Yagami's voice actor. wahahahaaa

lmao

"this Yo Mama yogurt is indeed disappointing"

lmao!
Apparently there's this Italian ice-cream shop (I guess it's called Gelato) in HK called "Yo Mama" and somebody wrote a bad review on openrice.com about it.

Panties....

Some of my panties give me wedgies more hardcore than the others, and I don't like wearing them as much. But if I dont wear them, then I don't have much other panties to wear b/c I left a lot of them in Portland. . . . . :[

OMG

My laptop got blue screen of death and it turns out to be some problem in the software registry. Thank goodness my manager at work is a genius with computers. I brought it to work, backed-up all my crap onto my desktop at work, and then he fix0rz my laptop for me. YAY! :D :D :D He pulled a beastly repair job on my baby. YEAH~~~ <3