Analogy

So why is it that when a guy sleeps around he's label a "playa"; but when a girl sleeps around, she's a "slut", which is frowned upon?

Well, think of it this way: A key that opens any lock is an "awesome" key; but a lock that gets opened by any key is a pretty shitty lock.

Common

So i realize that there are several things in common w/ all the men that I date. Here's the list:

• All at least 6 feet tall (this is NOT an option!)
• All wear Old Spice
• All never need glasses (me neither)
• All have pretty stinky farts
• All white
• All language retards
• All were between the ages of 19~21 despite 5~6 yrs have gone by lmao
  

So............... i think it's time i go see a psychiatrist.

@ Work

me: UMMM BAYB!!!!
Joe Au: my computer has been eating shit and isn't working with me :(
me: hump it, show it sum luvin'
Joe Au: i wish i could, but its got a rotating fan and i'm scared
me: LMAO

LOVE?

me: where's thy love?
Garin Allison: around
me: pics or it ain't true
Garin Allison: i'm afraid i don't have any pics of my penis
me: LOL

Hawthorne

Omi: We're outside ur house, y r u not home? Ashley is gonna pee on ur door cos Joseph said so!
Bryan: WTF?!?!
Bryan: Just bc u had the Bryan's Bowl doesn't give u the right to pee/poo on my door! PLUS u don't know where I live! :-P
Omi: We WERE outside ur door.

Omi while playing Mario Kart

Omi: FUCK YO PEACH I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR ASS!!!!

Bryan: Well Omi.. that was quiet explicit.....

映画から容易に泣きます。

I cry easily from movies/anime.....　『あの花』 ♥♥♥♥

BItch Slap

This is my new motto.

女 対 男

なんで女の子二胡を弾いたとき右腕が柔らかな、だが男の子弾いたとき、けっこ硬いそう。やはり二胡は男より女が相応しいだよ。　うん うん！これはそうだろ！ (ー＿－//)

CZARDAS

About a wk ago, I finally had the courage to tackle one of the most difficult pieces 『CZARDAS』。
I rmber when I first picked up my instrument, and i'd watch vids on Youtube, watching someone playing this piece would upset me, & eventually I refused to watch vids of ppl playing songs this difficult. Why? I refused to watch b/c i knew this probly something I should watch maybe in the next 10 yrs or so......But now I am confident to tackle it. And I'm no longer afraid to learn any piece dats as difficult as this. I'd say, this would probly take a good 6months for me to learn & play the whole piece thru w/o mistakes. Perhaps even longer..... but i will do it.

Meanwhile enjoy below vid, she plays the best version IMO:

Rmber my dad insisted that someone hax0r'd the house b/c he can't find the GPS? Guess what... THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED!!!! ooOoooOHh the GPS just magically showed up on his desk at work (charger included of course). DUH~!!! Turns out he lent it out to his co-worker/neighbor, and she didn't return until last wk where she just "put" it back on his desk at work. My dad was completely oblivious that he had lent it out, even at the sight of the returned GPS, he said the first thought that came across was if someone from work stole it from him. No, he didn't think that he lent it out, still insisting that someone "stole" it.

I'm glad I dun have to take care of my parents when they're old.......

日本音楽

日本音楽はなぜ聴きなきゃ？それは…歌詞だ、歌詞だから。海外語の音楽の歌詞と日本音楽比べたら、絶対負けるぞ。とくに インディバンード の歌は最高だぜ！歌詞はただ 「恋のこと」 じゃなくでも、いろんのことが歌った：人生とか、ファミリーとか、友情とか、ほとんど感触のことだ、好きです。それとも、思えばやさしいです (笑)。

さあ～！みんあ日本語を学びです！そして、音楽をいっしょ歌うぜ！

Dreams...

Dude! Two nights in a roll I dreamed of myself being w/ some of my favorite 声優s....
＼(>o<)／ギャーッ！
Weird I know, ytd night I dreamed of being at some Japanese-English exchange camp w/ 神谷浩史 & 小野大輔.... Of course those two, they host "Dear Girls" together.. duhhhhh! Then last night I dreamed w/ SuzuKen (鈴村健一).... ∑(O_O；)Shock！！This time he was my teacher, and WTF! He was teaching me Chinese, though I dun rmber him saying a single word in the dream...... then I rmber I was back in Japan traveling again this time, i wasted like several days somewhere btwn 京都 & 広島... meh I dun know much, it was fucked up. Somehow Helen was there lol XD, my bro was there, blah blah blah, I thk I've slept too much.

Recent update + Musical partner

So.......... i guess i haven't been updating in a while. Below r things I've been doing lately:

• Play Subspace
• Practice Erhu
• Eat, sleep, poop (repeat)
• Watch anime, download music, organize music, watch more anime
• Volleyball once a week
• Job hunt (困ったですね… (-_-;;)
  

Not the most exciting lifestyle. Well exciting news is dat I found a musical partner, & he plays rhythm guitar. After meeting up w/ him for the first time ytd, looks like we cud start something together. Our goal? Make a CD & play live at the markets cos SUMMER IS HERE!!!! \(^o^)／ Hopefully it'll be a success. Sell some CDs & make money money make money money money!! My partner use to be a pro musician & he's already made 2 albums. I hope we can come up w/ something good, if anything it's gonna be me, cos I'm so n00b at this..... This is also gonna be a huge challenge for me, first of all, we'll be playing lots of bassas; 2nd, i'm gonna have to improvise a shit load, which I can do okay atm but I NEED to bring up a notch. Good thing I'm unemployed now i can use as much time as i need to practice then.

級數?!

我沒有發燒吧？我竟然能把 「賽馬」 練成功？！自己究竟有幾級都沒有搞清楚，譲我看看先...

HK

HK, there's one thing I appreciate about You : You gave me more self confidence & courage.

O_o imma hispster

So... playing with my hip supporter, which enables me to play standing rather than sitting, is uber harder than I thought it wud...................... (-_-;)
Now's the time to practice using this supporter only so I can prepare for summer Sat. Market performances. w00t w00t!

Hax0r

I figure I should blog abt this "trivial anecdote" since I tell this to most of my frds.

2 weeks ago...
My dad, upset lookingly, came up to me telling that someone broke into the house.... (-_-;)
Below were the three missing items after long hrs of investigation:

1. GPS ― inside Toyota in garage.
   
2. Charger of GPS ― inside GPS box on bookshelf in basement
3. Charge for car batter ― inside box in garage.

Nothing was moved, no signs of "racoonary", but only the above 3 items were missing. And my dad insists that the house was hax'd. So someone must have taken the 3 things & neatly closed the box & put them back where they belong. He then continues to say the hax0r must've had the keys to the house... he said he FO SHO rmbers the 3 items location. Stubbornly.

Now...
Nothing has been heard from my dad. I wonder if he's found the 3 magical items.

As a musician

So i've pretty much master this baby for quite a while now. I thk i've been playing this for 3 yrs now... I have to admit, some of the 1337 shit I'm able to work on this baby is quite amusing even to myself. I used to watch vids of pieces i'd never imagine myself to able to play, but now those pieces have became part of my daily practice routine. For those of you who are unaware, during my unemployment days, aka ATM or weekends, I'd practice a minimum 2.5 hrs per day ♫♫♬♭♩

But here's my problem... I've never played for someone! Simply put, I ain't got no experience jammin' this baby in front of an audience.!!! UH OH! Yeah this means I can't play as good I as I normally would when I know someone's around & can either hear me practicing, or playing, whatever. .. it sucks cos I've vid recorded myself playign b4 and I was doing so good !!!
So okay.... I get nervous, & I somehow need to boost up my consistency in performance . I srsly thought of taking it w/ me & just play it in the middle of downtown or Saturday market... but the weather rite now just ain't givin' me that option..... aww well.
So, unless I get some EXP from performing, otherwise I ain't gonna lvl up. Anyone ready for a jam session? :D

PINEAPPLE

AWWWW YEAH! DATS WAT IMA TALKIN' ABOUT!

TOILET

Ok lets be honest, we all know that ppl usually don't wash their hands after they pee when at home. I dunno about the dudes, b/c if u thk about it.... u know.... well they just touched their.... *um hm*..... Just admit it! Anyways, after a poop? Okay yes, after a poop for sure.

サヨナラ 香港～！

This will be my last post before i leave this partyland. I must say, one of the best experiences in HK was to befriend a group of hardworking, career oriented party animal girls who are uber fun. Never had I made good g/f's before, but being in HK allowed me experience all that. And I'm gonna miss my ladies. D: (P.S. Chuck you count as a girl here)

Now this makes me wonder, would I be able to encounter a group of similar girls back home? Probly not.... I mean Portland ain't a very metro city like HK is, & the general public's mind set is different. And majority of the folks in my age? Probly hasn't even graduated yet..... Now don't get me wrong, I ain't hanging w/ a group of girls same age as me in HK (Yes I must mention this b/c I'm always the youngest, BYAH!), but most of them ARE older lol. But to be honest, even w/in that age group, I dun see much career oriented girls in Portland. God knows watever the fuck they're doing w/ life. *shrugs*

Most of my girls share the same experience as me : someone who's either studied or grew up over seas, and is now in HK. I could never get along w/ the locals, neither can they handle my sexiness, but anyhow, I managed to only chill & hang w/ my banana homies (P.S.S. That's cos all the white ppl in HK are Brits........ ummm)

All I rly wanna say is, ever since moving to HK, I've gained a lot, & my assets have upgraded: EXP has increased, MP ummm maybe not as much, HP probly decreased due to the harsh boozing & smoking LOL, but what's the most important? You know what I'm talking about~

ANNUAL DINNER

Awesome remark of my life:

Get drunk in front of co-workers & cry my ass off <---- seems like this happens everytime I miss sth, I'd almost guarantee to cry when drunk...... now this is like usual as taking a daily poop. But u know those Honkies, they over exaggerate EVERYTHING. Now they probly thk I'm some nut head, like I'm already not lol

TWELVE KINGDOMS - lazy casting

I've never seen such a lazy ass anime that recycles its V.A. to do all these minor peon roles thking I wudn't recognize them.... lol

Oh Arturo!

LOL

黄道十三星座？！

最近アメリカの学者発表の内容のことによると, 太陽の軌道はちょっと違ってなります。新たの星座が生まれてそうね。それから、みんなの星座も違ってなりそうだね～　実は…びっくりのことじゃなくて、ただ人々は昔からババロニアン人の理論を無理してた：太陽系はいつも変化しました。私ね…星座占いのことはずっと信じなかった、だから私にとって何も変っていない。いつのように楽勝～楽勝～ :D :D :D

Chuck

Me: So you use left hand or right hand?
Chuck: I use both cos it's so big!!
Me: . . . . . . . . (-_-")
Chuck: Raahahahahahaha

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Okay guys, sorry for not posting for a while, I'll make a post abt my chaotic partay during NYE soon.... very soon....

AWWWW YEAAAH!!!!

IN CASE U WONDERING WAT I'M DOING NOW, I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE PEACE, QUIET & SERENITY OF THE GIRLS BATHROOM AT WORK. IN OTHER WORDS, IMMA TAKING A DUMP, & UPDATING THE BLOG AT DA SAME TIME!  JEALOUS?!!?