Common

So i realize that there are several things in common w/ all the men that I date. Here's the list:

• All at least 6 feet tall (this is NOT an option!)
• All wear Old Spice
• All never need glasses (me neither)
• All have pretty stinky farts
• All white
• All language retards
• All were between the ages of 19~21 despite 5~6 yrs have gone by lmao
  

So............... i think it's time i go see a psychiatrist.