DARKER THAN BLACK 流星の双子

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DARKER THAN BLACK 流星の双子's ending did not make any sense at all again just like the first series!!!!!!! GYAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! XO *flips table*

WTF!

Last nite I totally caught this lady (about 30's) secretly taking a pic of my shoes on the MTR, she tried to do it discretly by pretending to play with her phone.. but dude... from the way her phone was positioned, it was pretty damn obvious lol~~~ I even caught her aking a peek at me and making sure I wasn't looking in her direction before she did it, and as soon as took it she put her phone back in her pocket... wtf man! D:< THAT'S MY SHOE!!!!!! *slams desk*

Kongers are the weirdest shit in the world man~! Like I always say... YOU JUST GOTTA ASK MAN! How hard is it to comment on someone's shoe and ask about it...

Anyways.. last night was some of the real last nights for the exchangers to go out, also was Jodies pre-birthday crash. It was fun, I'm glad i got to see Graham again, will miss you lots~ <3
Got to meet up a few party fellows who'll also be leaving as well. Some probably will see again in the future, some won't... *sad face* :(

Henna

OOh baby~!

LMAO!

Best Conversation of the Day

JoE: Good morning, world.

John: shut the fuck up

JoE: you shut up, meat. I can exclude you from my morning greetings from now on. "Good morning, world minus Meat".

Omi: WTF!!??

日常

So everyday I walk by the hospital on my way to work, and today for some reason must be the "day to pick your nose" or something... as usual there are bunch of old folks and some housewives sitting/loitering outside the hospital for whatever reason, but there was this old dude just digging at full throttle. He was hella going at it LOL
Then like three steps down was this mid age housewife looking woman, sitting there with one hand digging gold, and the other holding a newspaper and covering JUST one side of her face, her right side, while completely ignoring the fact the her left side of the face is left wide open and that I happened to be walking towards her from her left side. So what's the point of cover that other half of the face? If you're gonna dig, then just dig, like what the old man did. Why be ashamed?

Btw, just recovered from a big ass flu that owned me pretty good. I never had trouble breathing in my life and i've finally felt it this time... had a fever for 2 1/2 days, didn't go to work for 1 1/2 days, ate nothing but liquid food for 3 days, drank a shitload of water, slept for god knows how long......... anyways, fever just went away last night I feel much better now, but still recovering. so no sexy time for me yet.

Flu

I like how when I asked he doc if is it just a regular flu or what he avoids my question and tells me by tmr nite if my fever doesn't go away come back for another visit.
OH BABY~!

It was a 39 degree fever and I dun think it's gone away yet right now.

Drinking

I always end up with like 3 cups on my desk at home. Every different drink I grab a new cup and walk into my room....... ummmmmm
For example right now I have 3, one cup/glass for my coffee, one glass for my cold regular water, one mug for my hot water.

UPTIGHT

UPTIGHT
unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass.

"Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy."

anshm: i guess women in gernal are drawn to more aggressive guys, yourself included, which is suprising.

Omi n00b: i have to admit that, everything is good except if he would untwist his panties.

A kiss on the lips

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疲れた…

ふわァァ～　＞＜
すべてはっきり言えった。

Ashley: there was a roach in my room last night...
Omi: You just gotta ninja it
Ashley: what am I gonna do? RROOOLLL??? LOL
Omi: no but you can round-house kick it off the wall, Chuck Norris does it I bet ;)

[午後 1:13:56] Oh Omi: well, just ask JOdie, there should be 2 DVDs
[午後 1:14:10] XXX: one of them is w7 right?
[午後 1:14:28] Oh Omi: no, there's no Win7
[午後 1:14:45] Oh Omi: I figure you'd get more out of porn than Win7 so i burnt a porno disc for ya
[午後 1:15:20] XXX: ok sweet
[午後 1:15:38] XXX: i prefer nice asses over tities
[午後 1:15:45] XXX: hope u got me some of that
[午後 1:15:48] Oh Omi: o rly?!
[午後 1:15:50] Oh Omi: why?
[午後 1:15:54] XXX: i am an ass man
[午後 1:16:13] XXX: like vida guerra ass
[午後 1:16:20] XXX: you know who that is?
[午後 1:16:45] Oh Omi: WHY WOULD I KNOW?
[午後 1:16:47] Oh Omi: D:
[午後 1:16:57] Oh Omi: i know who Dita Von Teese
[午後 1:17:07] XXX: she is not a porn star lol
[午後 1:17:14] XXX: she was an FHM model
[午後 1:17:15] Oh Omi: LMAO

JUICES

lol is that calamansi juice?!

11:02pmOmi
yes I googled it

11:02pmAnthony
hahah

11:02pmOmi
why would you rather I' just show you a pic of a big penis?

and call that juicey?

11:03pmAnthony
there's other things that are juicy, not just penises and calamansis

11:03pmOmi
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

午後

[午後 5:20:19] Oh Omi: 5:15 - Omi 小魚: Umm baby
午後 5:16 - The Band Director: WHATS UP OMI!
午後 5:16 - The Band Director: still in hk?
午後 5:18 - Omi 小魚: yup
午後 5:18 - Omi 小魚: <3
午後 5:19 - The Band Director: i got one of my best buddies teaching saxophone over at szechwan conservatory now, been talking to him a bunch, sounds like being in the city is pretty awesome over there
午後 5:20 - Omi 小魚: szechwan is NOT hong kong
午後 5:20 - The Band Director: lol hk > szechwan?
午後 5:21 - Omi 小魚: what a n00b
午後 5:21 - Omi 小魚: lol

PRINCE OF TENNIS - 仁王雅治(増田裕生) - Bluest sky

Damn this has gotta be one of the best songs out of all 立海大。

YA HA~!

DRUNK

This pic is hilarious~!!! LOLOLOlOLOL

I dun even knowthis dude!!! XD

7 in the morning

Do NOT come to me and ask me what are the primary colors at 7 in the morning! Because I will tell you it's Red Blue & Yellow and be damn proud about my answer!
BITCHBITCHBITCHBITHCBITHC... . . . . (-_-;)

This is how tall I am

I just officially mearsured myself without shoes on, I am 170 cm tall. Which means I'm officially 5'7"!!! And Dino thinks I'm taller than him, if it turns out I am, I have buy him dinner, gaygaygagyagaygyagaygay.

OMG

I went out 3 nights this week to be trashed. Last night was 2nd night in a row, went out with the guy I just met the night before LOL! I dun even know him!!! XD
Well, I brought my elementary school friend just in case, though she wandered off with her own group of friends soon. But I partied with Wilson & his group of gangs. Had a great time last night, only drawback was it wasn't open bar, but being a girl, you just get the guys to buy you drinks LOL
Last night I took someone's hat (Leslie) and was totally sitting on it while he was looking for his hat and I didn't know I was siting on it LOLOL

Anyways, Dino didn't called, but it's all good, cos I got something else better~! HA! XD

BURNING BABY!!!

Random guys come up to me and spoke to me in Japanese in LKF while I WAS DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thought I was Japanese lol
Kissed Dino again last night, apparently it was "Longer & better" (in fobby indian accent) ROFL
I got so hammered and almost fell asleep in front of the bar while watching Dino, he splashed me with water and woke me up. THen gave me 2 glasses of water AAAAANNNDDD refused to serve me any more drinks! bastard~! LOL
Talked to Dino on phone right when I got home, txt'd Graham and told him I was safe home. Somebody played with my ear and hair while I was on the cab, I think it was Humberto lol, held hands with him, and Graham too, I dunno what the fuck I did last night lmao
AH! I remember, I almost went into the bathroom with GrahamHAHAHAHA!!!!　I think I specifically told him I'm not gonna watch you and you better not watch me. And suprisingly he agreed! LMFAO Then the bouncer guy stopped the people in front of us and said ONE AT A TIME ONLY. LOL

Anyhow, this morning. . . . uh... wasn't so good. Got only about 3 hrs of sleep, and was late for work lol but didn't get into trouble. Yeah...... anyways, going back to teh same place again tonight lol, with the random guy who spoke to me in Japanese last night hahahaha XD and of course, to see my bartender boy~~~ BABY GOOD YEAAHH!

Trains LOL

So there's this new bishounen anime about trains... well.. like how Hetalia personified countries into actual characters, this one is about trains. This particular comment I found in the forums made me lol'd lololoLOLOlOLllmaowtfbbqrofl:

"oooo. I love trains as much as boats. Nice train."

Phil & I talking about Indians dancing at the bar

PHlLLYZEE: should get up behind and hump him so it's less gay but still gay
me: LOLwtf XD

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And Dino you killed my phone dammit!!!! XO

LOLz?

Apparently if you're a really hot guy and calls me at 5 am in the morning while I was sleeping, I'd be no different than being drunk. lol XD

W0000HOOOOO

I FRENCH KISSED THE BARTENDER GUY LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

And his name was Dino, got his phone number t00 , w00t w0000000t XD

Quotes of the Day

Dan: i am a dick, but i am not that big of a dick.
Omi: XD there's something wrong with that statement pal, lol it sounds like you're telling me you got a small penis
Dan: LOL, it's not like i said I HAVE, i just said i am

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Person A on facebook: 當有功課唔識做...可以點算?
Person B on facebook: ng做, 豪比佢

Drunk again

Man i'm so drunk right now cos I just came home from clubbing. This time we went to LKF and I swaer I butt/crotch rubbed a shit load of guys, including locals, and they seemed really happy, maybe cos nobody would ever butt rub them.... well also only local ppl show up at LKF and it's solely white only at Wan Chai. Lily' guys are still there but I got work tomorrow so I'm home now..... I fucking rub butt/crotch with all of Lily's friends and then some random dude at and like two local males I dun even know. all I remember is their group friens was all cheering me up while i rub him lolololz

There was a pole in the middle of the floor and I butt crack rubbed it lol and they all cheered loaahahahaha, maybe I should learn how to pole dance and nex ttime I go back and show them my skillz

Also earlier when I was still sober I got hit on by this so-claimed to be local guy called Raymond. I swear he wasn't local even though he had an acent b/c his english was so good lol
but I must say I get hit on a lot of times at the bar lo l o lo lolol
I lied to him and told him I was hafl japanese and half chinese lolol
n0000000000000000000000000b, okay I'm going to bed

OMG

BYAAAAH!!!!

Failed to crack with Baw's but at least Win still booted up normally unlike before! Crossed my fingers and used the one my manager gave instead. AND NOW IT WORKS!!!!!!

baw is the man!!!!!!!!!!

BAWITDABA!!!!!!

<3<3<3
THANKS FOR FIX0R MY COMPUT0R~!

For realz man, I'm starting to think Hong Kong people are ALL FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

None other than a bunch of ass wipes!!!

Especially MY MANAGER!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!1@#!@%@

Not that I hate him, he's actually a nice guy, but I'm sorry, your computer skillz may appear 1337 BUT IT ALL ARE A BUNCH OF BULL CRAP!

For all you confused ppl out there, so my manager gave me these two crack programs to crack my Win 7, both have failed on me, and also I failed myself for making all my partitions . . . well, pretty much to say... MY ENTIRE HARDDRIVE into dynamic. Then my manager attmpted to provide me this other partitioning tool, THAT HAVE FAILED ON ME AS WELL1!!!!!!!

AND BRUCE WOULDN'T GET ONLINE!!! AND DOC WAS NO HELP@!!!!!@!#!@#$

i was pretty much on my own doing trial and errors attempting to get Win 7 working and my new computer set-up. THANK YOU baw for getting up at 6am and helping me out and PROVIDING "USEFULL" shit to fix my computer before you have to go to work.

Tomorrow I'm about to squeeze the living juice out of my manager at work, ARGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Right now attempting to crack Win 7 with this crack that Baw gave me *crosses finger*

UBER FAIL!!!

OMFG i have failed to crack my RMT version of Win 7 like 3 times already, F- this and imma just gonna buy it or reserve it whatever.

Omi's Phone Conversation of the Day

Samuel: Hello U-FREIGHT.
Me: Samuel
Samuel: Hai..
Me: Omi
Samuel: Hai.
Me: 4 kilos heavier!!! >:O
Samuel: Follow yours, follow yours!!!
Me: K... bye~!

Word from Phil

BYAH!!!

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Omi: What class do you have?

Thuc: Advanced basket weaving.....

Facebook pictures

Taggin' people in Facebook pics is slower than Omi trying take a hard dump when she hasn't eating a lot of veggies.

Mexicans

Doc: Yeah you know how I have red hair on my chin, I'm Native American.
Me: I thought you were Mexican...
Doc: Yeah you know what Mexicans are you made out of... WHERE DO YOU THINK MEXCIANS CAME FROM?? (asking in a way like i was a retard)
Me: Uhh.... O_o Mexico????? !!! LOLOLWTFBBQ

LoLz

So some of the people at work that I contact eventually had to ask how old I was because of how rediculously young I sound and also how VERY little young people work in this industry; I guess because most Kongers at my age are usually still selling clothes at a retail store.

Anyways, 昌哥 eventually asked me today. . . in a funny way too lolz. He asked 你係唔係好細個架。(trsl: Are you really small?). What's funny is he actually got it right on his first guess, damn those Kongers not mistakening me as a 12 year old. DX
And just as I expected, he's in his 30s, I guess about to/or already hit mid-age crisis.
Which then reminded me of what B-rad said during freshmen year. We were on Hawthorn and some white dude was riding a motorcycle with flip-flops on, and B-rad said he's going through mid-age crisis... but you know what... I see men wearing wife beaters on motorcycles in HK.... I wonder what that's called. :]

(-_-;)

You know what amuses me? When the rest of the world types "hahaha", Mexicans do "jajaja". . . . . .

Anyways, I think i might have mistaken some Mexicans as Indians last night while I was drunk... like ga-lak-ga-lak Indians...... I swear one of them HAS to be a damn brownie.

i am fucking drunk right nnw and I think I just kisse a 30 something year old man just and hour ago. .... i know I had danced with some azn who's got a boner I thinlk and kinda danced with him for a while and then moved on. My head is spinning giht now , i took a cab home and the driver took wrong turns cos he said tunnel was clsoed, and he charged me less. but anyways, I just shower and I flirted with couple indian guys and some white guy ask if my friend would sleep wi. him for $10 HKD. OMg I can't see everythign is spi9inning, I just took ashower. I called Lily and she didn't anser so i left a msg so she knows i'm hiome safe.

Internet is up yo!

Yup, it's up and imma cleaning/organizing teh house~
Oh baby~!

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Omi is currently unhappy b/c the monitor she just bought had a dead pixle on it, now she has to make a long trip home after work tomorrow, pick-up the monitor, and go return it, and bring the new one home.

GAY!!!!!!

Oregonian Drivers

Man, I never had to ever honk at people driving and I honked at people two days in a roll while I was driving. WTF!

Seattle downtown

Best 3 pics at Kirkland, WA

These 3 pics were taken in consecutive order; and this was me trying hard to be azn. Oh Han Han~~ <3

And so I tried playing on Phil's surf board for the first time. lolz

>:(

Man what happened to my post! I went and edited it and I think it disappeared on me!
Wahtever, wat I said was that I finally got a chance to watch Twilight, and dispite the fact that everyone sayign it's gaygyagyagaygayagy I think if you ignore the stupid vampire part, it's an okay romance. Now I kinda wanna read the book but then it's like 3 inches thick and there's 4 volume, NOW THAT'S GAY!

Orchestrated OST

man, it's been so long since I've watched an anime with live orchestrated music as OST since GUNDAM WING. 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN! has such great music. I like <3

LOL!!!

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KENN

So... usually voices actors will go and become singers, but this dude is like reverse, he went from singer to seiyuu. And of course he can sing, he can sing damn well too! All I ever remember KENN from is Air Gear and Hitman where he played Dino. I always thought Dino's voice could've been better, that's why i didn't pay much attention to him. But I just donwloaded a single from KENN and i just had an augasm. <3 So apprently he did the voice of Yuki Judai from YU-GI-OH LOLers, so heres the ending to the anime but........ actually, lets not put that nasty song on here, but imma put this on instead, enjoy.

P.S.: His maxi single is much better.

CS skillz aren't gone after 5 months

Check this out, that's all I need to say.

Sad days

Poor Omi lost internet for 2 weeks straight due to:

1. Neighbour found out she was stealing internet for the past 4 months.
2. Moving into new aprtment and stupid bro was slow at picking new internet plans.

Black

Omi: sing me a black song.
Thuc: nigga nigga, yo yo, nigga nigga.....
Omi: O-M-G-WTFBBq~~~~ LOLOL

YOGA YOGA~

So I passed by a bunch of guys who were soliciting YOGA classes on the street for the past couple days straght. And today when I walked by, I was thinking, if one of them approaches me today, imma gonna ask if the classes guarantee I'll learn YOGA FIRE and YOGA FLAME. If then I'm taking it for sure baby!

I figured i should upload some pics of my desk at work, just in case you wonder how much of a busy ass i am. That's my foot btw just to prove that it IS my work space. I know I'm messy, JEALOUS?!?!!? >:O

:(

Omi is unhappy that there was no internet for 2 days straight.
But the good news is she will be able to move to the new house this weekend, bad news is... it's half a month late.

Twilight

Omi: Did you ever watched "Twilight"... the movie?
Doc: No i don't watch gay shows.
Omi: LMAO

LOL!!

So I looked back at a facebook quiz I created looonng time ago, because I had forgotten what questions I had created for the quiz. All I ever recall was that nearly EVERY single person scored 0% on it the first time, with the exception of couple persistant fellows that insisted on taking the quiz like 5 billion times until they got 100%.
When i finally looked at the quiz I made myself, I really rofl'd my ass. Here's how it goes:

1) Is Brad a n00b?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

2) Is Phil a n00b?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

3) Is Ashley a n00b?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

4) Can Omi pwn Phil?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

5) Is Andrew a n00b also?
i. Yes
ii. Yes
iii. Yes
iv. Yes

LOL, no wonder everybody scored low at first.

Shit that shouldn't be on the Tube

Check this out baby!! :D

O-M-G

I FOUND MY MAWB ORIGINAL COPY 1~!
OH BABY! Either it was the Jupiter people that are smart enough to pull out that copy for me or it was my transportation dudes that did it for me! XD XD XD
I thought it had boarded the plane with all the rest of the docs and cargo and went to Harbin.
I'm so happy i don't need to get penalty charged for loosing it! Oh and the U-FREIGHT people are happy too that I found it lolz

Sad thing... I already faxed U-FREIGHT an apologetic letter titled "LETTER FOR LOST MASTER AIRWAY BILL" with my BIG ASS name and signature on it. GAY'd

10 gay things about Chinese airlines

1. All cargo on board these n00b-lines require straps.
2. Cannot use Traxon MAWBs = gayness
3. Chinese people are gay
4. Custom clearance is gay
5. Actual copy of MAWB/HAWB must be present, cannot use just a photocopy/piece of paper version.
6. Gayass Chinese people speak ten million different dialects that nobody understands
7. Fuel (MYC) costs fluctuates as many times as I pee in a day.
8. Their ass is tight when it comes to Actual Weight & Gross Weight.
9. Some gay cities like Harbin cannot co-load.
10. They can wipe my ass for me.

Top 10 Guys I wanna get laid by...

1. Dante
2. Dante
3. Dante
4. Atobe Keigo
5. Jessica Simpson
6. Leon Kennedy
7. Zhao Yun
8. John Travolta
9. Jacky Chan
10. Eddie Gordo

LMAO

After watchi this video, I can't seem to understand why this comment got 2 thumbs down, I couldn't resist but give it a thumbs up:

"Lets RAGING STORM HIM ASS! LULZ"

Let's watch the video now... lolz



By the way... this dude is Iori Yagami's voice actor. wahahahaaa

lmao

"this Yo Mama yogurt is indeed disappointing"

lmao!
Apparently there's this Italian ice-cream shop (I guess it's called Gelato) in HK called "Yo Mama" and somebody wrote a bad review on openrice.com about it.

Panties....

Some of my panties give me wedgies more hardcore than the others, and I don't like wearing them as much. But if I dont wear them, then I don't have much other panties to wear b/c I left a lot of them in Portland. . . . . :[

OMG

My laptop got blue screen of death and it turns out to be some problem in the software registry. Thank goodness my manager at work is a genius with computers. I brought it to work, backed-up all my crap onto my desktop at work, and then he fix0rz my laptop for me. YAY! :D :D :D He pulled a beastly repair job on my baby. YEAH~~~ <3

テニスの王子様跡部風雲blahblahblah i forgot the name

Anyways, I don't think I mentioned that Prince of Tennis is STILL running, both manga & anime. Well, I had just finished watching the extended OVA which talks about the rival schools when they were freshmen. Of course the first one would be Hyoutei (氷帝)... for the first time in the anime I saw how the Higuma Ootoshi was done in real life style (by Oshitari). And all I wanted to say is that I didn't realize that I actually pull off this same move all the time in badminton; you pretty would always use this move it the ball/bird is landing waay back behind you and on your left side (if you are right handed like me).

LOL, I have to say, the voices are all pretty funny, especially young Atobe's.... to accomodate the age, all the voice actors had to adjust their tone. Oshitari is the most natural sounding one, just that he doesn't moan as often. On the side, even since watching that movie with the handicap girl that speaks a mouthful of Kansai-ben, I had realize that Kikuchi does a terrible impression of the Kansai-ben, real ones don't sound like Oshitari at all... lets just say it ain't as pretty as how he sounds. But back on topic, Shishidoh, Ootori, Wakashi, Gakuto & Jirou all sounded the same; probably due to the fact that their voices sound young anyways regardless of age.

Thuc gettin' niggachu'd...... WTF

Ashley drew this and sent to me.... WTF

Peaches

I mean it man. I tried to wash it, but it's hairy surface denied my H2O and it was clearly water proof, like duck feather. It was pretty gay, meaning that all the poop and shit stuck between the peach hair did not get washed off and I ate it all. Gaygaygaygaygaygay...

Anyhow... the other day I tried to ride MTR to WanChai, I thought I could pull a 1337 move and take the shortcut and cut straight to Central at the KwaiGing station, but ended up getting off the train, and then getting lost and hopped onto the next train that was on the same route. Meaning I just simply got off the train and then hopped onto the next one that was after it....... n000000000000000000000bbbbb.

I learned something new today......
PEACHES ARE WATERPROOF BITCHES!!! D:<
It wouldn't let me wash him.

HETALIA Axis Powers

Just wanted to talk about this anime that I've been watching recently called HETALIA Axis Powers. What makes it so interesting is that there is not story for this anime, it's about... well, the world pretty much. Each country is personified by a character in the anime, and through the characters' interaction, it tells world history. Say when who characters are fighting each other, it means there's war going on between the countries. Also, the characters' names are... well the country itself. This anime is completely open to stereotypes as well. For exmaple, America loves to call himself "hero" & is always seen eating a hamburger. Japan is very humble and polite. China is seen fighting with a wok and spoon (whatever you call it). Did I mention that the series is banned from Korea because it made Korea "look bad" with its stereotype? LOL

As the name suggests, the main character of the series is HETALIA (Italy). It's a pun and I'm too lazy to explaing why he's called HETALIA instead of Italy. But anyways, it's a useless piece of shit and I feel sorry for Germany when they formed the Axis Powers. q(-_-;p)

Overall, the entire show is solely humorous and random. It started with W.W.I and is currently going through W.W.II. Somehow the time skipped forward to when America fought for independence against Britain. It got all serious and was kinda interesting. Anyways, enjoy the love ending theme by HETALIA (浪川大輔):

Coffee in the morning...

Shall I say... never ever never never ever ever in your right mind drink coffee in the morning with an empty stomach. (-_-;)
I nearly pooped my pants this morning. Never in my life have I had to hold on to poop; I've held on to pee many many times but not poop. When I got to work, the toilet was my first friend that I visited.

Thuc's Fav drawings

His so called bald eagle (drifting eagle) & whatever you call this face... (-_-;)

Seck-see

I am now officially labelled as the "sexual harrasser" because:

1. I tell my co-workers to take off their clothes whenver someone complains about being hot.

2. Every trip I make to the warehouse, I touch my co-worker's butt to satisfy my happiness.

What can I say... *shrugs*

FAIL!!!!!

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Platonic Sex

Man.. after watching this movie.. I thought ODAGIRI JOE would be good a sex, but the sex scene was shitty... (-_-;) "Young People Fucking" had much more interesting shit than it. I did enjoy Odagiri though :D :D :D
UM YEAH!

ROFL

Bruce: I didn't know you could put TITS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!! >.<

Quote of the Day

Bruce: I like fucking with you.

Thanks.... btw some wild nights of sex sounds guurreeaaaatt right now!!! *thumbs up* :D

LMFAO

Oh Omi says: when's the last time u got laid?
Jhum: about 2 weeks ago ... but no more
Oh Omi says: with who?
Jhum: cuz my gf broke up with me last night
gf
Oh Omi says: rofl!!!!!!!!!
OWNED!
XD XD XD hahaha
Jhum: hats not even funny
Oh Omi says: this convo is worth blogging it
rofl
Jhum: ok
Oh Omi says: ok, now tell me what happened?

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Btw, I can truely tell how swampy ass and sweaty balls can be achieved every single day in the summer in HK. And I must credit Byram on this one, ah the nice UPS tour~....

I pwned a randomly today

I ran across the street today with my wallet in my hand and it flew out and hit the lady across from me who was waiting to cross the street. It hit her in the crotch and it scared the shit out of her LOLz, I apologized and walked away immediately. Thank goodness it wasn't a man... (-_-;)

Um YEAH!

BABY GOOD, YEAH~!

HK Ppl Common Habits #2

HK ppl LUUUUUVVVVV to stare at others. And the way they stare. . . . the scan you, literally looking at you up and down, then they continue to stare at your face to check you out. Normally I stare them down with my lustful eyes like I wanna rape them, then they would look away immediately. OOh baby! <3

German Suplex

I just watched a movie called "Flash Point" 「導火線」by Donnie Yan. And for the first time I saw how a German Suplex is done in real life. All I remember is when he did it, the word "OMFG" came outta my mouth. . . . (-_-;)

Thuc & Me attempting to draw a butt plug

OMFG!!!

So while I was messing with Winamp today, I was playing with the cover art tab. So I randomly was adding pictures and stuff as album art, so I happened to randomly used Grant's leg as an album art b/c it was conveniently on my desktop (don't ask why). I almost lost the original/actual cover and all my songs were replaced by this leg, thank god I had a back-up coverart pic of the actual album.

Speaking of Grant, he's this random white dude whom I met through Nic, I think they play WoW together. n000000bs

GAY SHIT

FUCK i forgot to return my library book again. Library hours are also gay as hell. It's impossible to go in when I have work. This govn't service is DURRRIBOL! D:<

Making air freight bookings

Calling the dude who makes the bookings for us is sexy <3
He's such a big flirt... but kinda cute. I like
OH BABY~

FOOLS!!! LMAO

I enjoy the amount of people who get fooled/tricked/hax'd/gay'd by my false birthday on facebook.
Y'ALL N00BS!!!!! ROFL XD

Damn Mexicans

Damn Mexicans carrying shit all over the world, now one got into HK with his shit. D:<

HK Ppl Common Habits #1

HK PEOPLE LOVE PICKING THEIR NOSES IN PUBLIC...
whether on the bus, walking down the streets, or a taxi driver that's in the middle of driving with passengers in the back. Whenever I catch one in action, I have a tendency to stare them down, b/c honestly, how often do you witness someone picking their noses? However, I do realize that a majority of them are elderly and upper middle aged, or young children. Sometimes watching them makes me wanna pick my own too. The comfort of peeling that booger out with strands of hair attached is just undescribable.

The people who I've seen usually will follow by flicking or whiping it onto areas such as light poles or other poles, and if one isn't present, then flicking it would be a more appropriate action to dispose of the waste matter. Sometimes I flicker a bit when I see someone flick, b/c I don't want to be the target, dispite the distance being impossible to hit me unless it was a projectiled booger like a Hadouken.

What I really wanted to say is that albeit all the news suggesting that wearing masks will not prevent from catching the swine flu, it will at least change the habits of people, such as mentioned above, to become more hygenic. Because it takes skillz to pick your nose through the mask.

I'm not gonna give this a topic

LMAO

AH~

Everytime i poop I feel like i have conquered the world. :D
It's nice to be able to poop at work, b/c it's such a good waste of time. Plus the bathroom is nicer. :D :D :D

BUSH IS GAY

I had to f***ing read the WHOLe Transportation Security Administration: IAC law book today at work. F*** YOU BUSH! !@#$@#%"!@#$@#%^&!
If it weren't for you I wouldn't have to read this shit! >:O

I guess I haven't been blogging properly since I've been in HK. Well, b/c I don't having my f***ing computer~! I need to build a desktop NOW! I can't be my regular 電車女 (otaku) without it! But getting a job is great and now I are can have money for desktop + a PS3 w0000000000t!

Btw I pulled another beastiality today. I bought a pair of Converse with a great deal with my beastly f00t. I'm guessing it was the last pair/size they have. w00t!!1 <3

Man I came back jsut b/c I almost forgot to blog this. For the past 2 days at work, I've been taking beastly poops in the morning, around the same time as well, around 10:30-11:00. Remember I used to work at PACCESS and the same thing happened, everyday around the same hours too! Damn I'm too sexy. And you konw you're jealous Phil. <3

Beastiality

I am beastly, I broke my grandpa's bathroom's window handle. When I closed the window, it was so sexy that the handle couldn't handle my sexiness and had to come off. What can I say when I'm just too sexy like that....OOh BABY~ XD

JOB SEARCH SUCCESS!!

仕事探す大成功！！！XD
月曜日始まるぞー～！頑張って行こうぜ！ヨッシャァ！！ 燃えるぜBURNING！！！

maniak teaches Spanish

le gustarian papas con eso? = would you like some fries with that
diiiiing tus papas estan listas = ding fries are done

For those who don't know, I will be coming back for a little while perhaps this summer and continue to sit on my ass due to the HK economy currently looking as lousy as the US. So either way I am gonna sit on my ass, it's just whether to sit in US or HK. Well, because it looks like my mom isn't gonna buy a flat in HK at the current moment again due to the high market prices, that means I don't really have a place to live while in HK (read previous posts on my current living condition). My bro and his girl will continue looking for a flat and I will perhaps return when they do decide on one.

P.S.: added #5 to T0p 10 Most Unpleasant Shit while Living in HK

More school

How does taking a year at PCC on Website Development sound? I think it's a great idea. :D

P.S. This means I'll be back in Portland

GAYGAYAGAYGAYAGYGAYA

Life is gay I might as well kill myself.

<3

I want to rape Leon Kennedy. NO LIES!!!!!!!!! >:O

Resident Evil: Degeneration (CG movie)

I have to say... this movie is pretty damn good. I am extremely impressed with the facial expressions of the CG characters. And Leon has a hot piece of ass DAMN!!!!!! XD
Too bad the girl looks old and ugly and needs a new hair style. Claire is pretty damn hot I'd say. Although Leon's face looks slightly different than RE4, which I prefer the RE4 one, it's still pretty sexy. As Takumi said...

"I'd still do him if I were gay."

ROFL

Wassup with the Resident Evil series without romance involved...

C'mon~! Look at Chris, look at Leon~! You can't let a good piece of meat go bad right?! :O

T0p 10 Most Unpleasant Shit while Living in HK

1. ______
2. ______
3. Grandparents taking a pee and not flushing. It stinks like mad b/c they both have slight diabetes. Either both of them are doing it or one is and when asked WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT FLUSH AGAIN?! (literally), grandpa always denies. And yes I am quite rude to them.
4. ______
5. Grandpa's pajama pants that have been worn 2 weeks in a row without washing. There are obvious yellow stains on his butt, and on the left foot leg just below the crotch area. Thanks grandpa for showing me which way you dress! :D And you can imagine all the other possible stains that appear on the pants.
6. ______
7. My mom is a fucking bitch that likes to touch computers but she doesn't know WTF she's doing most of the time and she'll end up blue screening it or gets a not responding report. Eventually stopping all my downloads, epspecially when I'm not home. FUCK HER! D:<
8. ______
9. Waking up to my mom's most fucking annoying voice (like right now) after going to sleep at 4am last night. She's like fucking broken stereo with only one volume, and that is LOUD.
10. Brian Peppers

2009年3/4月放送

三月：金色のコルだ　La corda d'oro　～second passo～
四月：鋼の錬金術師

......these two are a must watch <3 XD

まだ生きている！！！

just wanted to let you know I'm still alive, but is too lazy to write in my blog right now.
I just bought a bra that won't fit from Mongkok, isn't that lovely? :O

Phil, this is JUST for you. I went to Central (downtown) on a Sunday afternoon just to get swamp by Phlips and I think I was shopping for too long and I missed their pinic on the streets; instead they were shopping with me in the stores. I got sick later in the day, and I puked, I think food isn't very clean, either that or the Phlips got me sick.

2nd day in HK

1337

Quote of the day:

"I hope they will tell me my eyes are better than before and that they are sexy."

T-mobile

I just called T-Mobile to unlock my phone so I can use it while I'm in HK. w00t!

Webcam

I bought a webcam today. w00t w00t

GAYGAYGAYGAY

GAY!GAY!GAY!GAY!
I just had to do a System Restore cos I got GAY'D! I made a folder in my external HD and then under Properties I made it into a video folder and selected "Apply this template too all subfolders". Then it gay'd me and turned ALLLLLLLLLLL my folders in Windows to be video folders. Which means that when I open all of them, they're in thumbnail view. GAYGAYGAYGAY!
Thank you Artur for saving my life.

鋼の錬金術師 新SERIES

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2009年4月放送開始 :D

D.C. Girl's Symphony

So, for the past 2 days I've been playing my first and last dating RPG game ever in my life. Because of how I'm obssessed with the ANGELIQUE and 遙かなるseries (pretty much all the Neo-Romance stuff by KOEI), I've always wanted to play one of these games. So recently I heard about this game called「D.C. Girl's Symphony」and thought I'd give it a try because it's only PC and easy to install. LOL, funny Mark thought I was trying to install a hentai game when I asked him for help. But this is a straight ass 乙女 game. Not a bit of dirtiness, except... well, on the storyline with my step-bro, it skipped the night scene and I wasn't sure what happened. But the next morning wasn't a very happy breakfast.

So anyways, back to the game... it is absolutely overrated. It's pretty much reading an anime with no animated pictures but with voices. Well, the thing is, I like to watch a lot of these type of game plays on YouTube, esp. the テニプリ ones cos I can learn Japanese from them really fast. But anyways, I got my cheating guide out, b/c I really wanted to get my guy, and started playing, and was making sure I was choosing the right answer. After conquering my first prey, all the other times I've played I have skipped most of the dialogues and just picked my answers to choose the right path.

So to break down the story, like the pic above, I have 6 beasts I can choose from. So far I have raped 3 of them, not to mention that one of them is my step-brother, and that's pretty messed up (he's the dude on the top right). But we are unrelated; our parents remarried and we has just moved together recently after he graduated from college, so we actually didn't grow up together much. But what's funny is, he's also my history teacher at my high school... (-_-;) Oh nii-san~ XD

Ok, so my other candiates: there's a pair of twins, and they have two older brothers, making 4 out of 6 of my men to be all brothers. The twins are pretty ordinary, one of them is a typical asshole, and the other is very nice (they even looked like that too). And the asshole is the default character that mine is suppose to get together with (like in promotions and the original storyline). The random little kid called 龍之介 is just someone I acquainted at the food store, and if I don't accompany him to the hospital (b/c he got amnesia), then I pretty much will never see him again in the rest of the story. He's suppose to be the most beastly. I mean.. LOOK! He doesn't have ears, his hair is his ear, and he's got fangs, he's an animal... ROAR Ohbaby! <3

Pretty much I got this game b/c the asshole and the oldest brother were played by some of my favorite 美少年声優: 羽多野 渉 & 鈴木達央。And damn 羽多野 渉 is growing on me b/c he's so damn good at singing~! XD

柳生比呂氏 nicknamed 「Gentleman」

柳生比呂氏 is nicknamed 「Gentleman」 or 紳士。And it was explained this in the 学プリ: 柳生の告白 why he is called that. He's a golf player, and was originally in the golf club before being recruited by 仁王雅治 to join the tennis club. 柳生 said that golf is the only sport that doesn't require a ref and is depended on the men to judge themselves on the field. Something about honesty and integrity; therefore, golf is a gentlemen sport.

Somehow he uses a golf swing on one of his tennis moves which the ball turns into to a beam and kills the opponent. I dunno, but 海堂 was able to do this move in one of the matches I saw. Too bad his partner 乾 sucks dick and they loose the match.

I noticed there are a lot of nicknames for the players:

柳生比呂氏: Gentleman or 紳士
真田弦一郎： 王帝 (King)
仁王雅治: プリテン者 (Pretender)
橘桔平: 獅子 (Lion)
千石清純: ラッキ千石 (Lucky Sengoku)
跡部敬吾: 氷帝 (Ice Emperor)
忍足侑士 & 不二周助: 天才 海堂 薫: マムシ (Snake)
菊丸英二 & 大石秀一郎: Golden Pair
越前リューマ： テニスの王子様!!! (Prince of Tennis!)

学プリ: 柳生比呂氏の告白

昨夜、柳生比呂氏 くんの学プリのシナリオと告白を観ました。何とか...楽しんですね！それとも、今立海大には比呂氏 くんは誰よりも好きです！真田と、仁王とさえいっそう好きです！♪♥

そして、 白石くんの「バレンタイン♥ キッス」を聴きたんだ... あの… 何と言えば、 美少年の声だな～ とても普通でね。でも、バックアップの声たち一氏ユウジと千歳千里くんは見事です。じゃぁ... とにがく、私は依然として比較的に跡部と忍足のversionが更に好きです。 がんばれ！！ >:O

あぁ...そうになった忘れます、これは国生小百合さんの「バレンタイ♥ キッス」1986のsinglesです！

VALENTINE KISS

YEAH! New 「VALENTINE KISS」is out today! This time it is by captain 白石蔵ノ介 with 四天宝寺中(Shitenhouji school's Shiraishi Kuranosuke)!!! And he' wearing pink too!! XD

Every year テニプリ releases a VALENTINE KISS CD with various characters singing the same song with their school as the BG. The original song sung by 国生小百合 was released in 1986 (the same year I was born lol). And in 2008, she released the 2008 version singles which includes the 2007 version as well.

These are so far the versions that have been released as singles:

Other chara that have also released VALENTINE KISS (which aren't singles but included in their albums) are:

• 宍戸 亮
• 大石秀一郎

Oh and also, everyone in SEIGAKU has at least one album, but why hasn't Momo have one yet? Even Kaidoh has an album. Has 小野阪昌也 さん given up on singing!?!?!? NOoOooO!!!! XO

Hahah, and someone said next year should be Tezuka's turn to sing VALENTINE KISS, I agree but I think Tachibana would be great too :D

R★O★C★K★S

Hahaha, I just found out in the Kakashi version of this song, near the very end when it fades, he yells「Kakashi ROCKS!」。 XD

GUNDAM 00 RAISER

Just watched a couple episodes of GUNDAM 00 2nd season today; just finished eps 17. Damn... it's so good. And that's all I have to say.

「笑顔の花」featuring 桜井孝宏

...love playing「笑顔の花」。

My thoughts on graduating

So I guess some of you already know that I didn't walk for my grad. Well, that's because I thought that graduating isn't that exciting. For a guy, graduating is more like getting a huge dick and being able to get laid. And for me, now I can check out little boys :D~ *excited*
But anyways, sitting in the gym for 3 hrs getting your name called is not worth it, so I never walked. But then, there's a problem now: what am I gonna show to my grandparents and relatives when I go back??? . . . So I thought of this idea, perhaps I should make a hat our of cardboard box and then go to the mall and take pictures so that it'll look like there's lots of people around. Another idea is, I should take an old pic and color all my clothes black with a sharpie and then cut out a hat from the magezine and glue it on. Which one do you think is better?

YES BABY~!

Just found a bunch of PRINCE OF TENNIS ringtones, they have 「October」!! w00000t! Also found a lot of KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN wallpapers <333