Quotes of the Day

Dan: i am a dick, but i am not that big of a dick.
Omi: XD there's something wrong with that statement pal, lol it sounds like you're telling me you got a small penis
Dan: LOL, it's not like i said I HAVE, i just said i am

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Person A on facebook: 當有功課唔識做...可以點算?
Person B on facebook: ng做, 豪比佢