Best Conversation of the Day

JoE: Good morning, world.

John: shut the fuck up

JoE: you shut up, meat. I can exclude you from my morning greetings from now on. "Good morning, world minus Meat".

Omi: WTF!!??

日常

So everyday I walk by the hospital on my way to work, and today for some reason must be the "day to pick your nose" or something... as usual there are bunch of old folks and some housewives sitting/loitering outside the hospital for whatever reason, but there was this old dude just digging at full throttle. He was hella going at it LOL
Then like three steps down was this mid age housewife looking woman, sitting there with one hand digging gold, and the other holding a newspaper and covering JUST one side of her face, her right side, while completely ignoring the fact the her left side of the face is left wide open and that I happened to be walking towards her from her left side. So what's the point of cover that other half of the face? If you're gonna dig, then just dig, like what the old man did. Why be ashamed?

Btw, just recovered from a big ass flu that owned me pretty good. I never had trouble breathing in my life and i've finally felt it this time... had a fever for 2 1/2 days, didn't go to work for 1 1/2 days, ate nothing but liquid food for 3 days, drank a shitload of water, slept for god knows how long......... anyways, fever just went away last night I feel much better now, but still recovering. so no sexy time for me yet.

Flu

I like how when I asked he doc if is it just a regular flu or what he avoids my question and tells me by tmr nite if my fever doesn't go away come back for another visit.
OH BABY~!

It was a 39 degree fever and I dun think it's gone away yet right now.

Drinking

I always end up with like 3 cups on my desk at home. Every different drink I grab a new cup and walk into my room....... ummmmmm
For example right now I have 3, one cup/glass for my coffee, one glass for my cold regular water, one mug for my hot water.

UPTIGHT

UPTIGHT
unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass.

"Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy."

anshm: i guess women in gernal are drawn to more aggressive guys, yourself included, which is suprising.

Omi n00b: i have to admit that, everything is good except if he would untwist his panties.

A kiss on the lips

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疲れた…

ふわァァ～　＞＜
すべてはっきり言えった。

Ashley: there was a roach in my room last night...
Omi: You just gotta ninja it
Ashley: what am I gonna do? RROOOLLL??? LOL
Omi: no but you can round-house kick it off the wall, Chuck Norris does it I bet ;)

[午後 1:13:56] Oh Omi: well, just ask JOdie, there should be 2 DVDs
[午後 1:14:10] XXX: one of them is w7 right?
[午後 1:14:28] Oh Omi: no, there's no Win7
[午後 1:14:45] Oh Omi: I figure you'd get more out of porn than Win7 so i burnt a porno disc for ya
[午後 1:15:20] XXX: ok sweet
[午後 1:15:38] XXX: i prefer nice asses over tities
[午後 1:15:45] XXX: hope u got me some of that
[午後 1:15:48] Oh Omi: o rly?!
[午後 1:15:50] Oh Omi: why?
[午後 1:15:54] XXX: i am an ass man
[午後 1:16:13] XXX: like vida guerra ass
[午後 1:16:20] XXX: you know who that is?
[午後 1:16:45] Oh Omi: WHY WOULD I KNOW?
[午後 1:16:47] Oh Omi: D:
[午後 1:16:57] Oh Omi: i know who Dita Von Teese
[午後 1:17:07] XXX: she is not a porn star lol
[午後 1:17:14] XXX: she was an FHM model
[午後 1:17:15] Oh Omi: LMAO

JUICES

lol is that calamansi juice?!

11:02pmOmi
yes I googled it

11:02pmAnthony
hahah

11:02pmOmi
why would you rather I' just show you a pic of a big penis?

and call that juicey?

11:03pmAnthony
there's other things that are juicy, not just penises and calamansis

11:03pmOmi
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

午後

[午後 5:20:19] Oh Omi: 5:15 - Omi 小魚: Umm baby
午後 5:16 - The Band Director: WHATS UP OMI!
午後 5:16 - The Band Director: still in hk?
午後 5:18 - Omi 小魚: yup
午後 5:18 - Omi 小魚: <3
午後 5:19 - The Band Director: i got one of my best buddies teaching saxophone over at szechwan conservatory now, been talking to him a bunch, sounds like being in the city is pretty awesome over there
午後 5:20 - Omi 小魚: szechwan is NOT hong kong
午後 5:20 - The Band Director: lol hk > szechwan?
午後 5:21 - Omi 小魚: what a n00b
午後 5:21 - Omi 小魚: lol

PRINCE OF TENNIS - 仁王雅治(増田裕生) - Bluest sky

Damn this has gotta be one of the best songs out of all 立海大。

YA HA~!