Dreamz do come true! ～☆～

IQ Questions

Me: Gimme a good IQ question.
Phil: What gets long & hard.
Me: Ooooh gimme the answer to this one, I'm curious.
Phil: Penis
Me: .............
Phil: Too difficult for you?

Sometimes I rly love my convo w/ my frds while I'm at work

neodarksaver0: guys dont host sausage fests
me: i'm at work
neodarksaver0: you are at a sausage fest
me: well then it's gonna have to be @ Omi-land
neodarksaver0: then i wont attend
me: you're gay, you're really gay
neodarksaver0: sausage fest is gay
me: lmao
neodarksaver0: lol