My thoughts on graduating

So I guess some of you already know that I didn't walk for my grad. Well, that's because I thought that graduating isn't that exciting. For a guy, graduating is more like getting a huge dick and being able to get laid. And for me, now I can check out little boys :D~ *excited*
But anyways, sitting in the gym for 3 hrs getting your name called is not worth it, so I never walked. But then, there's a problem now: what am I gonna show to my grandparents and relatives when I go back??? . . . So I thought of this idea, perhaps I should make a hat our of cardboard box and then go to the mall and take pictures so that it'll look like there's lots of people around. Another idea is, I should take an old pic and color all my clothes black with a sharpie and then cut out a hat from the magezine and glue it on. Which one do you think is better?