10 gay things about Chinese airlines

1. All cargo on board these n00b-lines require straps.
2. Cannot use Traxon MAWBs = gayness
3. Chinese people are gay
4. Custom clearance is gay
5. Actual copy of MAWB/HAWB must be present, cannot use just a photocopy/piece of paper version.
6. Gayass Chinese people speak ten million different dialects that nobody understands
7. Fuel (MYC) costs fluctuates as many times as I pee in a day.
8. Their ass is tight when it comes to Actual Weight & Gross Weight.
9. Some gay cities like Harbin cannot co-load.
10. They can wipe my ass for me.