FUCKIN AYE!

I dun care if you see this or not but whoever is reading this u'll know imma talking shit about you! And i hope you feel shameful after reading this! D:<

For the first time i was told to wash A FUCKING FRUIT WITH DISH SOAP!!! >:/

So today I decided to cut up some more fruit for my co-workers to share. Except this time there was starfruit involved. I was cutting them up in the pantry & b/c there was so much i asked them to come to the pantry to eat them instead. So "John" shows up first, he looks at the platter, first thing he saids,
"Did you wash the starfruit with dish soap?"
I was like this ----> :O
"Was I suppose to??" :O
"Yeah there's wax on it. You use the soap to wash it off."
"Oh sorry I didn't cos i never heard."

So here's what's going thru my head:
1) WHO THE FUCK WASHES A FRUIT WITH FUCKING SOAP?!?!?!??!
2) ANYONE IN THE RITE MIND WOULD KNOW FUCKING WATER & SOAP DOES NOT WASH AWAY WAX! YOU "WIPE" OFF WAX INSTEAD.

Anyhow, when the other co-workers showed up, I can't help but ask them about this theory so I can justify myself & make sure I was still sane. I thk everyone sorta gave me a "WTF" look and I told them,
"You know, I ain' t the one who said it, ask 'John' lol."

This co-worker "John" has stripped away his last bit of respect i have for him. I swear if I hear anything absurd from him again I'm gonna flip out & pee my pants. Congrats for making it onto Omi's List of Most Annoying Guys.

Pls look at PAGE 2 of this study, it clearly states that you SHOULDN'T wash fruit w/ soap cos of harmful residue.